I saw something like this on another blog and thought it was cute.
You know you are a mother of boys if......
...you're fine with permanent dirt in fingernails.
...you don't keep anything nice, expensive, or valuable in the house.
...balls, penises, and butt conversations come up and your friend is appalled and you don't even flinch.
... you're only a little bothered by the fart noises at the dinner table.
... you turn only slightly red when your son farts at dinner, while you are out to dinner.
... you pray to God that your children aren't actually crazy.
...you buy your sons' teachers really good gifts with really nice cards.
... sand in their ears for a few days isn't so bad.
...you go in their room when they are sleeping and remenice about how wonderful they are when they are sleeping.
...you see them fall and don't move because "well, they're fine."
...you see blood and tell them "it's ok, it will just dry up later."
...you see dog hair on them, and don't bother to dust it off because you know it's going to be on them again in .2 seconds.
...you think "oh the pool is like a bath."
How do you know you are a mother of boys?
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